How to balance a checkbook

why is this on my dash. what the fuck im not 40 

Honestly you should start doing this when you start working.

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It’s so fucked when you lose your glasses like you need them to see so how are you supposed to look for them cause you can’t see shit

you do realize that people don’t turn blind when they don’t have glasses on right? Everything is just a little blurry

Yes thank you I’ve been wearing glasses for 10 years I know how it is when I can’t find mine which is why I made this post

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I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

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look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

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I feel like most of my life choices can be summed up with this gif:

Natalie Portman on the set of Black Swan

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its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

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rpattz ALS challenge video is my favorite because it’s the worst. so, basically, in character and totally predictable.  

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